Wednesday, December 05, 2012

Baja Racing Adventures & BajaLite, Pistol Pete Sohren Wins The War of The Off-Road Racing Program as TrophyLite chokes on Pete's Schlong of Truth

Pete Sohren's BajaLite & Baja Racing Adventures program WINNING

December 17, 2012 UPDATE!

Pete Slams TrophyLite:

"SIX TROPHYLITES for sale!...everyone BAILING before they are totally worthless to re-sell......donkeylite going DOWN THE DRAIN!!!"
January 2012:
After the failed TrophyLite owners bailed on their original covered up sham this week, Pete Sohren commented on the situation: “damage control......funny , latest press release states the new owners "bought" it.......always smoke and mirrors from these clowns...”. Mentioning the failed Scaroni-Foutz now, Rick L. Johnson operation.

Then one of Pete’s failed loser detractors said: “Look forward to running a TL in the Baja 500 against your truck in 7200. YEa i know last year we DNF'd. (Did Not Finish the race) thanks. BajaLite damage control would be someone hitting you in your fucking mouth.” He continued, “you constantly stir shit up, talk shit and insult your competition like you do. Not even just TL but Mason, Predators, etc. It shows because you only have one truck out there running for all this 40k in contingency money. So if your jaw was wired shut you might sell trucks.”

Pete slammed the discussion shut, describing how his program is WINNING: “its only jan. 23rd and the bajalite has already won 3 races, laughlin 1, laughlin 2 and last weekends MORE 200... my (business/racing) model was to EXTENSIVELY test the truck and parts before selling to the public and letting them be the test mules.....the bajalite prototype has won 14 or 15 races in less then 2 years WITH RENTAL CUSTOMERS driving it.....yes the bajalite wins the baja 1000 while ALL 4 trophylites DNF, do you see the difference? 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 will be done soon, dont worry... sold bajalite number 4 today...”

Todd from El Cajon, is still trying to understand desert off-road racing has any

“a : participating for gain or livelihood in an activity or field of endeavor often engaged in by amateurs
b : having a particular profession as a permanent career

c : engaged in by persons receiving financial return

I think the use of the word Professional in off-road racing is just an ego thing. Who do you know that makes their living (takes a salary and pay's their bills) racing off-road? I'm not talking about owning or working in a fab shop or parts store. I would have to guess Robby Gordon would be the closest as he had sponsors paying him to race. But even now the majority of his payment comes from himself as he is Speed Energy. Bottom line is 99% of the people in the sport have other means of income. We use our disposable income to pay for our racing. This would make us all Sportsman. Thus the Pro classes should be called Sportsman classes.”

Retarded logic rules many in this recreation across the west, where racers drink and do drugs and the racing events owners allow no testing or licensing of the contestants, whatsoever. Call Pete now and you can race this weekend in Baja Mexico!

You can find Pete Sohren and his BajaLite & Baja Racing Adventures here:

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Gary Newsome

Tuesday, December 04, 2012

MINT 400 TV Program Review January 2013 Mad Media Funny Goof!

By: Gary Newsome

Saw the TV show today...FUNNY! Fifteen minutes in and they are still trying to sell this lackluster desert race!

They actually said, ""At 320 entries its the "Biggest on the Planet"!"". Yes, BIGGEST C-suckers on the Planet!

A mention of Bryan Folks 'rocketing' to fifth place! Keep Sucking that dick Martelli Brothers!

Travis Roffler and General Tires PROVING they are the biggest Tire Frauds...ripping off consumers, lousy tires and paying off certain racers to run inferior product. Travis produces another reason to laugh at these joke-sters! 

Thirty one minutes into the show...finally shows the green flag! Another sell-job, attempting to perp-a-fraud on the viewing-tire consuming public! 

Thirty minutes of BULL-CRAP 

Notice they never show a graphic of the race map. What a DUD course

Promote KORE Kroeker, another perp-a-jerk, pushing other racers off the race course! Desert racing is so proud of this speed-filled d-bag.

There's a target on Kents face, Is that the guy the Mexicans are going to 'take-out' next time he's in Mexico? GUNS GUNS GUNS 

Mikey Childress, brainiac, "the mint IS JUST AS BIG AS THE baja1000 OR THE DAKAR". bbwwwaaaaa!!!

On the Sourapas passes a 10 car shot, graphically shows BFGoodrich, should be real happy about that one, "Flat Tire BFGoodrich Tires".

14 minutes of race story telling and the rest was classic desert racing, steaming, heaping, dung pile. Mad Media & General Tire pulls off another funny goof of the western United States desert racing community.


The show pimps Cameron Steele, the official desert d-bag of the industry. Pictured with the dildos he uses on his d-wifey!

Baja Racing

"BAJA Takeover" has a MONSTER CRASH

Originally published November 18, 2012 


The Desert Racing Community, "Baja Takeover" crashed over the [BAJA 1000 race] weekend, embarrassing sponsor BFGoodrich Tires and every desert racing fan in North America.

Millions if not Billions of dollars are spent in truck tires across the continent and the puny attempt by the nations largest domestic "supplement" drink, Monster meaning, too much caffeine even for an elephant and one of Frances largest corporations, Michelin, couldn't save the 'Baja Takeover'.

Red Bull sponsored athlete "Tavo" Vildosola of San Diego, California and his racing family Vildosola Racing, WON this weekends BAJA 1000.

Monster Energy had attempted to wage a war against RED BULL, but failed. The "Takeover" collapsed when their website crashed during the event, on numerous occasions and failed to reboot. Vildosola Racing crushed the Monster athlete BJ Baldwin to win the BAJA 1000 Desert Off-Road Race, after BJ Baldwin remained the only driver in his Las Vegas based Trophy Truck for the entire 1100 mile event. 

BFGoodrich public relations were stunned when they heard the news of the crashed "Baja Takeover" website. "We spent way too much money for this kind of failure", one BFGoodrich Tires rep said to Baja Racing News LIVE! late Friday, in La Paz, for the finish line promotions.

A case for MONSTERs BJ Baldwin could have been made, if he would have crossed the finish line first. Because of widespread Official race tracking failures and race radio relay network collapses, charges against the sanctioning body were made even before the first racer made it to San Felipe. 

UPDATE: December 6, 2012

Editors Note: Fans of Baja Racing can count on Baja Racing to deliver the goods on the desert racing details they seek. Remember when BITD thought computers were for doorstops, the SCORE site was dogpoop and forum race desert crashed? Do you really think those fails would upgrade if not for the real deal competition of

Our goal is to get you the dish in the fewest clicks possible.
We don't say #1 without real content.

There was so much short-coursing in this years BAJA 1000, IRC is refusing to release any data to the public about the ACTUAL race tracks of the tracked racers, in this years event.  

UPDATE: December 5, 2012


You're Welcome! Gary Newsome, Editor