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2023

THE CAGE-MATCH DESERT CHALLENGE

OMICRON PETRIDISH PRESENTS DEZERT DESTRUCTO

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Tapeworm said this morning, "I went to dave's website, Where can we find a class breakdown for the Toyo tires desert challenge classes? I looked on the (dc's) website and couldn’t find anything."

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-Monday, January 30, 2023 RaceWeek LIVE ! ONLINE Launch 4:00PM from Johnson Valley CA.

-Thursday 2/2/23 - 12:00 PM - Pre-running Opens for Desert Laps (Long and Short)

-Saturday 2/4/23 - 8:00 AM Prologue including Terra Crew 14xx and Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown

-Sunday 2/5/23 - 8:00 AM Toyo Desert Challenge B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 (Including all classes associated with BITD or any applicable Partnering Series)

-Sunday 2/5/23 - 12:30 PM Toyo Desert Challenge T1, T2, B1

*Car count update (1-5-2023) from some nobody online, so don't count on these numbers being real!

"Updated T2 list?"

Charles Dorrance 299
Andre Laurin 6184 (Fitza Racing/Terra dynamics)
Tanner Currier 6197 (racer)
Connor Pyle 6122 (TL R8)
Travis Williams 277 (Geiser G6)
Nick Isenhouer 205 (custom)
Michael Dolan 286 (aussie older truck)
Christopher Polvoorde 294 (Mason g2)
Ethan Ebert 209 (T1?) (honda)
Joey Black 6130 (Foutz R8)
James Scully 246 (Brenthel)
Justin Blower 6114 (Herbst)
Dustin Grabowski 272 (Herbst)
Mike Neff 235 (old style 6100)
Brent Fox 6147 (Herbst)
Terry Householder 6139 (Herbst)
Pat Gailey 6195 (Racer, old Grove)
Steve Restivo 6129 (Brenthel)
EJ Herbst 263 (Herbst)
Ray Griffith 253 (Geiser)
Pierce Herbst 219 (Herbst)

Manufacturers
6 Herbst
2 Geiser
2 Brenthel
2 Racer
2 Foutz R8
1 Mason
1 TSCO
1 Terra Dynamics

*December 14, 2022 Less than one month to the green flag!

-Low Car Counts dave cole!

Toyo Desert Challenge - B1	1
Toyo Desert Challenge - B2	6
Toyo Desert Challenge - B3	20
Toyo Desert Challenge - Class B Terra Crew / 1400	1
Toyo Desert Challenge - Class B Terra Crew / 1450	2
Toyo Desert Challenge - T1	6
Toyo Desert Challenge - T2	11
Toyo Desert Challenge - T3	1

*Immediately after the last 1400 leaves the line, the Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown has a landrush start (visible by Spectators) approximately 3 miles from the finish. Once the C11's come through the Short Course area they head out on the same lap. If a Bug catches a truck, the truck is out of the race. One Lap Sprint Race for both classes.

*Sundays T1,T2 and B1 race is 200 miles (2 laps), plus the prologue for a total of 250 miles.

*dave cole admits he posted the wrong start times and wrong date for the shindig.

*Sunday, February 5 is the actual date and 7 AM is the race staging time. All last minute grab-azz

C'mon dave! Get your S*** Together!

"Thursday 2/2/23 - 12:00 PM - Pre-running Opens for Desert Laps (Long and Short)

~~Saturday 2/2/23~~ dave cole posted wrong date

Saturday 2/4/23 - 8:00 AM Prologue including Terra Crew 14xx and Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown
Sunday 2/3/23 - 8:00 AM Toyo Desert Challenge B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 (Including all classes associated with the Triple Crown, BITD or any applicable Partnering Series)

~~Sunday 2/3/23~~ dave cole posted wrong date

Sunday 2/5/23 - 12:30 PM Toyo Desert Challenge T1, T2, B1

Prologue 40 Miles (Est. Avg Speed for T1 60 mph) - No Hot Pits
$5000 per Class Qualifying Bonus for Fastest Qualifier (T1, T2, T3, T4, B1, B2, B3, B4)
Start Time Splits:
T1 - 10 Minutes
B1 - 10 Minutes
T2 - 7 Minutes
B2 - 5 Minutes
B3 - 2 Minutes
T3 - 1 Minute
B4 - 1 Minute
T4 - 1 Minute

30 Minute Gap
Terra Crew - 1 Minute

Class 11 - Land Rush - Melville Dry Lake Bed

Full Course 100 Miles - Two Pits (One Remote near Anderson Dry Lake Bed)
All Classes race 2 Laps with 11:00 AM Cutoff for Lap 2 Start

Entry Fees and Purse per Class (Entries are based early bird pricing which will be extended through 12/31/22 for Toyo DC Classes)
T1/T2 - $1900 - $50,000 Purse Each Class
B1, B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 - $1600 - $35,000 Purse Each Class
Terra Crew Challenge $300 - $12,500
Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown - $300 - $15,000

$10,000 Bonus to Fastest overall qualifier (Mostly to get us to an even 400k in Purse
All Class Purses guaranteed regardless of number of entries

All Classes get Full Live Coverage of Prologue and Main Race

All BITD Racers. Racers. Registration, Tech, and Class Points will be handled directly by the Series. No additional entry fee will be charged by KOH Promoters to earn Series Points. All Class Rules Must be followed to earn Series Class Points and an Entry MAY be entered into multiple Series."

Quoted from dave cole, from scammerking productions, December 26, 2022, 1PM

Remember our ORIGINAL Event Coverage,
WAY WAY WAY Back Then?

...The Coverage Continues...

Cranking up the time-warp machine...2007!
Over fourteen years ago, when ORMHOF flamer Drunk Pirate Lance Clifford was our endrunkned reporter.

We have Lances diseased liver pickled in a glass jar, here in our offices here in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.

The original get-together was in 2007.
BajaRacingNews.com was there, reporting.

The OG13 (Original Group of 12, but because of a drunken t-shirt mistake) it's forever known as the original group of 13 people.

Oh yes, the original tequila filled plastic milk jug, in the camper, on the dry lake bed of Johnson Valley, California.

Now Dave Cole just pays off the federal badges, with wheel barrels full of American greenbacks, CASH!

The first 'official' race in 2008 was still a non-spectator drunkfest. It was 50 crawlers in 50 miles of donkey action racing and seven 'hammer' trails.

Dry rock passes in the middle-of-nowhere, on federal desert property.

Yes, your land.
The citizens of the good ole' U, S of A.

"Shannon Campbell was crowned "King of the Hammers" after coming in from dead last to take the lead - his dramatic finish created even more interest in this extreme race."

FlashBack From 2007

In 2007, as reported by Butt Pirate Erik Linker, Flip Flop (dave coles orginal call-sign) planned out on a napkin in a bar (a Chili's in San Bernadino to be exact) the start of the Destructo events witnessed today.

Considering the open view grab-azz organization today, 2023, dave hasn't progressed very far!

Dave Cole had a put-offish relationship with the badges out in Bartsow. He had paid off several federal officers to mind their government duties.

"Eat your donuts away from our off-road activities", Cole said. "Cash, that's how you deal with the government out in these parts".

Knoll was involved in desert racing and had experience in running organized off-road events. He wasn't a donkey. Together they made the first "hammers" get together.

The actual derivation of the event title. After nights getting drunk, get-it, hammered, hammers, drunk? They invited twelve guys to meet them out on federal land for some grab ass rock donkeying.

The group who showed up wasn't told anything about what the day had in store until they all arrived. The meeting was run in secret - no spectators, no vendors, just some guys having some 'donkeyfun'.

Pictured below, ORMHOF Flamer 'Lance Clifford', then a Jackson Motorsports BFGoodrich Tires representative, drunk and groping unwilling and assaulted women

Drunk Pirate ORMHOF Lance Clifford Off Road Motorsports Hall Of Flamer

Lance Clifford of Baja Racing News LIVE! reported on the original, west coast, drunken rock crawlin' fest.

MORE! Lance Clifford, Original Reporting

Thank you Jackson Motorsports/BFGoodrich Tires for supporting this all-time off-road CLOWN

Jackson Motorsports hack Cody of the desert ass-sins gets his leg almost involuntarily amputated and Drunk Lance Sells in our reporting from 2012

LAST YEARS FINAL RESULTS

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BAJA RACING NEWS RACING HEADLINES LIVE!

Dave Cole's rules abortion of '22 causes many racers NOT TO RETURN in 2023, Like Andy, Luke and Dan McMillin
Kyle Jergensen Comes from starting Prologue in the 13th position to first place in the race event, props to Brenthel Brothers Racing, Gen 3 Truck. #27 T1 held together well today.
Kyle Jergensen Wins Desert Challenge 2022!
Dave Cole allows Luke back into the party, after Luke pulls ANOTHER BONER.
Luke McMillin IS DONE! Bye Bye Luke...Blows it at Heartbreak Hill during PROLOGUE!
TWO MASSIVE MISTAKES BY DAVE COLE TODAY...Prologue Start List Bad Move>>>Pausing Prologue Starts...WTF?
Next year, start your '22 winner first in line. All others are placed to start in the finishing order from the 2022 race.
Blake Wilkeys #1157 Wins Class 11 Showdown
Chase Warren #1088 Wins Desert Challenge Day One (Limited)

Omicron Petri Dish Presents DEZERT DESTRUCTO; January 26-February 11, 2022

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Monday, January 30, 2023 RaceWeek LIVE! ONLINE Launch 4:00PM

"Thursday 2/2/23 - 12:00 PM - Pre-running Opens for Desert Laps (Long and Short)
Saturday 2/2/23 - 8:00 AM Prologue including Terra Crew 14xx and Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown
Sunday 2/3/23 - 8:00 AM Toyo Desert Challenge B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 (Including all classes associated with the Triple Crown, BITD or any applicable Partnering Series)
Sunday 2/3/23 - 12:30 PM Toyo Desert Challenge T1, T2, B1

Prologue 40 Miles (Est. Avg Speed for T1 60 mph) - No Hot Pits
$5000 per Class Qualifying Bonus for Fastest Qualifier (T1, T2, T3, T4, B1, B2, B3, B4)
Start Time Splits:
T1 - 10 Minutes
B1 - 10 Minutes
T2 - 7 Minutes
B2 - 5 Minutes
B3 - 2 Minutes
T3 - 1 Minute
B4 - 1 Minute
T4 - 1 Minute

30 Minute Gap
Terra Crew - 1 Minute

Class 11 - Land Rush - Melville Dry Lake Bed

Full Course 100 Miles - Two Pits (One Remote near Anderson Dry Lake Bed)
All Classes race 2 Laps with 11:00 AM Cutoff for Lap 2 Start

Entry Fees and Purse per Class (Entries are based early bird pricing which will be extended through 12/31/22 for Toyo DC Classes)
T1/T2 - $1900 - $50,000 Purse Each Class
B1, B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 - $1600 - $35,000 Purse Each Class
Terra Crew Challenge $300 - $12,500
Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown - $300 - $15,000

$10,000 Bonus to Fastest overall qualifier (Mostly to get us to an even 400k in Purse

All Class Purses guaranteed regardless of number of entries

All Classes get Full Live Coverage of Prologue and Main Race

All BITD Racers and Mint Triple Crown Racers. Registration, Tech, and Class Points will be handled directly by the Series. No additional entry fee will be charged by KOH Promoters to earn Series Points. All Class Rules Must be followed to earn Series Class Points and an Entry MAY be entered into multiple Series."

Quoted from dave cole, from scammerking productions, December 26, 2022, 1PM

LAST YEARS RACERS LIST

Saturday, February 5 TO Sunday February 6: Unlimited Trucks and Buggies (T1: Unlimited Engine Unlimited Motor Truck, T2: Limited Engine Unlimited Suspension Truck, B1: Unlimited Engine Unlimited Suspension Open Wheel). NEW! TECH 7:00 AM [ALL TIMES WEST/PACIFIC]

PROLOGUE STARTS AT 8:00 AM

NEW!-PROLOGUE START GAPS CHANGED TO 5 MINUTES---RACE START GAPS 2 MINUTES-NEW

ONE LAP OF PROLOGUE AND 3 RACE LAPS

**33 Mile prologue then three 84 mile laps**

Starting Positions based on Prologue/Qualifying Times

Prologue Times ADDED to total RACE times

Day 2 Pre-Running Closed / Hot Racecourse 8:00 AM

Day Two Start - Unlimited Trucks & Buggies (T1, T2 and B1) 10:00 AM, Actual estimated 11 AM START

*7:00 PM UTV/EMC/4400 Classes: Mandatory Drivers Meeting*

Monday, UTV Qualifying (Pro Stock NA, Pro Stock Turbo, Pro Modified, Open) | Pre-Running Day (short course closed for pre-running & Shootout area closed for pre-running) 9:00 AM UTV Qualifying; 4:00 PM Power Hour

Tuesday, Every Man Challenge Qualifying | The Pit Crew Challenge - Pre-Running Day (short course closed) 9:00 AM Every Man Challenge Qualifying 12: 00 PM Short Course Exhibition 4:00 PM Power Hour 5:30 PM The Pit Crew Challenge

Wednesday, Race of Queens Qualifying + LCQ Pre-Running Day (short course closed) 9:00 AM Race of Queens Qualifying 10:00 AM UTV Hammers Championship Tech & Contingency 6:00 PM UTV/EMC/4400 Classes: Mandatory Drivers Meeting and Event Kickoff

Thursday, UTV Grudge Match Pre-Running Closed / Hot Racecourse 8:00 AM UTV START 10:00 AM Every Man Challenge: Tech & Contingency 5:00 PM UTV

Friday, Every Man Challenge (Legends Class, Modified Class, Stock Class, EV Class) Pre-Running Closed / Hot Racecourse 8:00 AM Every Man Challenge START 10:00 AM Tech & Contingency 6:00 PM Every Man Challenge

Saturday, 4400 Race Pre-Running Closed / Hot Racecourse 8:00 AM START. 6 Finish.

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OF DAVE COLE's DEATH RACES TRYING TO STAY IN BUSINESS WHILE EXPOSING A COUPLE HUNDRED DEAD-ENDERS TO THE 'DEATH CULT' VARIANT. HOW MANY WILL GET THE VIRUS?

Considering how many of these "dead-enders" have not been vaxxed and how many don't wear masks and how many are notorious drunks, our calculations show numerous omicron deaths on the way to Johnson Valley!

No wonder our sponsor 'Omicron Petri Dish' coughed up their support for this reporting. This is the Repitory Virus Event of the Year!

*We've been following the money since the start of this hillbilly cf. 'King Maker' Death Race Dave Cole said this week, "I have thought about drafting an Offroad 'fantasy' team and dipping our toes into wagering. Top 20 UTVs 1 hour after the finish of the race, all you can do is change tires and add fluid.... Inverted start. 4 laps around the shortcourse. $10k cash purse."

STAY TUNED HERE>>>We'll talk all about the Brian Deegan Abortion from 2022.

Everyone knows Dave's organized wagering has been underway for some time.

"Top 20 UTV's", BBWWWAAA!!!

Golf Carts! Golf Carts! Golf Carts! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!