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Sundays Headlines
From California, El Cajon's own Jimmie Johnson pulled one of his biggest boners here in Las Vegas this weekend. On the final turn of qualifying on Saturday, he "hit a soft birm", rolled over and ended any chances to extend his overhyped publicity behind his 'off-road wheel'.
Other than his Baja Mexico racing fu**-ups, this one was made in front of modern media, for everyone to laugh at, for years.
We'll report where he ended up in the rankings, after the Martelli Midgets finish fudging the finishing numbers, sometime today.
In other results, the racing dreams of many over indebted, non-professionals are strewn across the Primm Nevada desert landscape.
So many hopes, how many wasted frogskins?
The final race results, or as we know them here on 'the wastes of Nevadas, Primm desert'.
BFGoodrich Tires/Jackson Motorsports bankrolled jagoff Mad Media, unsanctioned MEGA fake finish line times, will be published whenever Matt wakes up from his drunken stupor.
Sometime today, Sunday, March 8.
BAJA RACING TRUCK RESULTS
POS CAR # BRAND DRIVER QUAL # LAPS/TIME
1) 88 BRETT SOURAPAS Unlimited Truck 4WD 1 4 /6:51:09.
2) 58 TRACY GRAF Unlimited Truck 4WD 2 4/7:10:24.
3) MICHAEL SCAFUTO Unlimited Truck 4WD 8 4/7:58:21.
4) 5 ROBBY GORDON Unlimited Truck 4WD
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6) 84 JIMMIE JOHNSON/TROY HERBST SPEC TRUCK 2WD 4/7:31:34:479
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Saturday Results
Congratulations!, TOYO TIRES Brett Sourapas (6:51) takes second place overall, first in class, all-wheel drive.
SPEC TRUCK takes 'timed' win in Las Vegas, by Kyle Jergensen. Ten minutes faster than Heger from yesterday event results.
Kyle was only concerned that his run today, beat the golf cart time of Hager, during his post race interview.
Have the wheels come off of MICHELIN/BFGoodrich branded off-road racing, or what?
Ryan Arcierro, "two BFGoodrich Tires flats", third across the line, third overall by fourteen seconds. Asserting the tire failures kept him from 'winning'.
All the timed results should be questioned, considering this is an off-road, non-sanctioned racing event, based in the horribly corrupt 'Merican state of Nevada.
Owned and operated by blood and felony soaked MICHELIN Tires/BFGoodrich Brand/Jackson Motorsports/Mad Media. The complete history of their record of victims can be found in this reporting (2026) archives.
Are you a victim? Contact the legal authorities and reach out to us at:
bajaracingnews@live.com
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Friday Results
For the second year in a row, Brock Heger bested a group of golf carts in the NOT-Unlimited Race coverage at the 2026 Baja Racing News LIVE! MISS MINT 400.
The golf-cart 'UTV Pro' and 'overall race' chosen-winner didn’t just double up on his win, though—he also became the first golf cart 'UTV' racer to complete the race in under seven hours, crossing the finish line at the 'Merican Primm Nevada f***ing trash-heap.
The "unofficial" & unsanctioned crapfest, timed with Matt Martelli's 'FAT stopwatch' at 6:57:56.4.
Of course, after the Martelli Midgets chose a baby route for the baby golf- carts!
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