Original Reporting February 8
In 2019 Dave had 51 Entries!
In 2020 Dave had 13 Entries!
CLICK HERE FOR LAST YEARS ENTRY REPORTS
Dave Cole now considering ending T1 Event for 2021 Stay Tuned!
BajaRacingNews.com
3:30 PM UPDATE!
*Congratulations TOYO TIRES!*
Bryce Menzies WINS
DESTRUCTO DESERT INVITATIONAL
CageMatch of Desert Racing!
*Luke McMillin First LOSER!
*Ballistic BJ Baldwin! Third!
5PM FINAL RESULTS UPDATE
3:00 PM UPDATE!
TOYO TIRES Bryce Menzies First Place Nine minute lead...
ON LAST LAP! WINNING!
Luke McMillin in a DISTANT second, or FIRST LOSER~
Christian-Brett Sourapas Third~
Bobby Pecoy DOWN~
Dan McMillin Fourth~
Andy McMillin ROLLS his truck is OUT OF THE RACE! WHaaaaaa!
12 NOON
Bryce in the physical lead' now timed lead after Andy McMillin and team MAJORLY FLUBBED his pit at the Start/Finish Line after the first lap, both Trucks through the first lap after pitting in KrunkTown.
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MONSTER MIKE CUP WINNER
LIVE! From Johnson Valley California
Thursday 2/6/2020
*8AM WEST: Qualifying starts for 24 'T1's (Trophy & Trick Trucks, 'Trophy' are SCORE Sanctioned, 'Trick' are BITD Sanctioned, Unlimited Desert Trucks) followed by the CageMatch start 15 minutes after qualifying ends. 2 Trucks start side by side every 2 min for the main event.
*In actuality - Dave Cole is losing contestants! Last year he had double the amount of racers as this year, so the event will start at 8:55 WEST (PST), he only has HALF the participants he had from last years event!
*Welcome to the 2nd Annual MONSTER MIKE Presents DESTRUCTO Desert Invitational! First up is the T1 Qualifying (Prologue), an approximately 20 mile lap that will determine race start order. Desert Championship Off-Road Racing drivers must complete three 100 mile laps on the princessing race course. Vehicles must be prepared to qualify and race in the same day, without separate prep for the short and long courses.
*Thursday, February 6 Morning
Cold & Clear Start of RaceDay!
30 Degrees and 10 mph Winds
over the course, colder in KrunkTown...Warmed to 65 degrees by mid-day.
Remember our ORIGINAL Event Coverage,
WAY WAY WAY Back Then?...It Continues...
From this years reporting in 2020!
to...cranking up the time-warp machine...2007!
Over twelve years ago, when
Drunk Pirate Lance Clifford was our endrunkned reporter.
We have Lances diseased liver pickled in a glass jar,
in our offices here in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.
The original get-together was in 2007.
BajaRacingNews.com was there, reporting.
The OG13 (Original Group of 12, but because of a drunken t-shirt mistake) it's forever known as the original group of 13 people.
Oh yes, the original tequila filled plastic milk jug, in the camper, on the dry lake bed of Johnson Valley, California.
Now Dave Cole just pays off the federal badges, with wheel barrels full of American greenbacks, CASH!
The
first 'official' race in 2008 was still a non-spectator drunkfest. It
was 50 crawlers in 50 miles of donkey action racing and seven 'hammer'
trails. Dry rock passes in the middle-of-nowhere, on federal desert
property. Yes, your land.
The citizens of the good ole' U, S of A.
"Shannon Campbell was crowned "King of the Hammers" after coming in from dead last to take the lead - his dramatic finish created even more interest in this extreme race."
Our Amazing LIVE Event Coverage Continues>>>
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*Main Race Event Starts at 10AM
The Destructo Desert Invitational
CageMatch of Desert Racing,
will be 3 Laps of 100 miles each;
1 Remote Pit (hit twice per lap);
1 Main Pit (hit once per lap);
and a delightful 17.5 mile qualifier!
CLICK HERE FOR THE ACTUAL TRACKING APP, FOR REALS!
x CLICK HERE FOR UPDATED
SCAM STEELE COVERAGE!
**Delusional Cameron Steele Real Results
UPDATED! So far the real race results go like this...
DESERT 5 AssHat Cameron 0
LIVE! Thursday, Feb. 6 UPDATE!
Fifth Day DNF!
Fourth Day Reporting...
Cameron DNS DID NOT START Qualifying and DNF DID NOT FINISH the race, breaking down at Cougar Buttes, TODAY!
SCam eats Monster Energy's custom flavor- Joe Parsons butt-puss, frozen yogurt (pictured)
Notice how SCam's left (hurt) hand firmly grips his kiddie frozen yogurt cone. He actually staged this dufus move himself, of course,
he's the SCammer!
*Third day of racing-DNF! BROKE!
SCam now only has 2 more race events against the
BIG BAD DESERT!
*Second day of racing-DIDN'T!
Cammy didn't race yesterday,
he hurt his hand from the previous day of failed racing.
He calls himself and his group, the "Desert Assassins".
Douche Baggery!
*First day of racing, The so-called official status of 'SCam' Steeles racing today was 'retired'. In actuality, he QUIT.
After running out of gas on the first lap, among other things, Cameron quit, halfway through the UTV race.
Yea, he's a champion. A champion FAKE.
The Real Desert Assassinates Blatherings of a raving maniac,
fake racer.
The announcement went out before the events of this week, that Cameron was going to redefine the 'ironman' concept.
The announcement was the failed hack would race in every event the ultra bore organization put together this week, so today was the UTV part of the stupid SCam plan.
Next he'll race ultra bore, then the Destructo event, then he'll 'race' in the princess of the motos event.
That's why we've called these events, princess events. Most of these racers are just dreaming of winning, they don't actually win.
They get slaps on the back and pins and other shameless, worthless decorations for paying thousands of dollars to fake their 'hobby' and showing up. Just like children in kindygarten.
Much like the hobby of 'fishing'.
It's not called 'catching'. In reality, this desert hobby is called 'failing' and losing. In Camerons case here, its losing in every single 'race' event.
Sundays UTV competition race course was littered with failed desert racing dreamers and their broken down Polaris rigs.
Stay tuned, we'll keep reporting on Cameron Steele and his 'Delusions of Grandeur'.
CLICK HERE FOR UPDATEDSCAM STEELE COVERAGE!
**Yellow Brick Race Tracking Fails Again!
CLICK HERE FOR THE FAIL, >>>
Gary Newsome, Publisher
Baja Racing News EXCLUSIVE!
The Fight for the MONSTER MIKE CUP,
in the middle of nowhere, enclosed in a fence!
FIRE LIVE!
The Gates Are Open!
CLICK HERE FOR THE 2019 LIVE! Coverage
Dan McMillins Winning Truck Burned to the Ground! CLICK HERE
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