ScammerKing dave cole's King Of Hammorroids Removed from Championship Series
Because of the frauds perped by dave cole, True Championship Desert Racers have already bailed on the ScammerKings King Of Hammorroids Farce in February
TOYO TIRES Desert Challenge Spooge
'spooge'- noun. 1. Any sealant or lubricant applied during the assembly of electronic equipment.
2. Semi-liquid gunk.
3. Any animal semen.
Remember our ORIGINAL Event Coverage,
WAY WAY WAY Back Then?
...The Coverage Continues...
Cranking up the time-warp machine...2007!
Over fourteen years ago, when ORMHOF flamer Drunk Pirate Lance Clifford was our endrunkned reporter.
We have Lances diseased liver pickled in a glass jar, here in our offices here in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.
The original get-together was in 2007.
BajaRacingNews.com was there, reporting.
The
OG13 (Original Group of 12, but because of a drunken t-shirt mistake)
it's forever known as the original group of 13 people.
Oh yes, the original tequila filled plastic milk jug, in the camper, on the dry lake bed of Johnson Valley, California.
Now Dave Cole just pays off the federal badges, with wheel barrels full of American greenbacks, CASH!
The first 'official' race in 2008 was still a non-spectator drunkfest. It was 50 crawlers in 50 miles of donkey action racing and seven 'hammer' trails.
Dry rock passes in the middle-of-nowhere, on federal desert
property.
Yes, your land.
The citizens of the good ole' U, S of A.
"Shannon
Campbell was crowned "King of the Hammers" after coming in from dead
last to take the lead - his dramatic finish created even more interest
in this extreme race."
FlashBack From 2007
In 2007, as reported by Butt Pirate Erik Linker, Flip Flop (dave coles orginal call-sign) planned out on a napkin in a bar (a Chili's in San Bernadino to be exact) the start of the Destructo events witnessed today.
Considering the open view grab-azz organization today, 2023, dave hasn't progressed very far!
Dave
Cole had a put-offish relationship with the badges
out in Bartsow. He had paid off several federal officers to mind their
government duties.
"Eat
your donuts away from our off-road activities", Cole said. "Cash,
that's how you deal with the government out in these parts".
Knoll
was involved in desert racing and had experience in running organized
off-road events. He wasn't a donkey. Together they made the first
"hammers" get together.
The actual derivation of the event title. After nights getting drunk, get-it, hammered,
hammers, drunk? They invited twelve guys to meet them out on federal
land for some grab ass rock donkeying.
The
group who showed up wasn't told anything about what the day had in
store until they all arrived. The meeting was run in secret - no
spectators, no vendors, just some guys having some 'donkeyfun'.
Pictured below, ORMHOF
Flamer 'Lance Clifford', then a Jackson Motorsports BFGoodrich Tires
representative, drunk and groping unwilling and assaulted women
Drunk Pirate ORMHOF Lance Clifford Off Road Motorsports Hall Of Flamer
Lance Clifford of Baja Racing News LIVE! reported on the original, west coast, drunken rock crawlin' fest.
MORE! Lance Clifford, Original Reporting
Thank you Jackson Motorsports/BFGoodrich Tires for supporting this all-time off-road CLOWN
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BLM DEATH RACES AT JOHNSON VALLEY
Welcome! To The BLM DEATH RACE COURSE OF JOHNSON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA 200. Look under the truck in this picture, a dead victim crushed to death
BLM DEATH RACES
The REAL BLM Johnson Valley History
Ultra 4 FaceBook Video San Felipe Race DEATH
ULTRA 4 - Dave Cole found guilty of negligence in Mexico!
BLM DEATH RACE COURSE California 200 Award Winning Reporting
ESPN REPORTING BLM DEATH RACE COURSE Johnson Valley, CA 2011
Dave Cole has a history of Off-Road Flim-Flam
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BAJA RACING NEWS REPORTED ON THE START OF HAMMERS DAVE COLE, THE 'NO SPECTATORS SHAM'. dave cole LIES TO RACERS, "YOU'RE THE LAST RACER TO GET A SPOT TO THE EVENT". COLE'S FLIM-FLAM-SHAM'S COME TO ROOST! "Summer 2023"
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