***REFRESH OFTEN***
From: Sunday, February 5
TOYO TIRES DESERT CHALLENGE 2023
dave coles UNLIMITED dreams GONE!
Legacy, SCORE and MORE Kick The Shit out of coles CF
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REPORTING Presented By: Omnicron PetriDish
DeZert Destructo - CageMatch of Desert Racing
FROM: Sunday, February 5
***REFRESH OFTEN***
-We'll report on all the Losers:
2. Dustin Grabowski, First Loser, a Herbst truck. First T2 class to cross the finish line.
3. Ray Griffith
4. Tim Herbst, second physical finisher. Herbst truck.
5. J.P. Gomez, a Herbst truck.
6.Thor Herbst
7. Travis Williams
8. Eric Hardin
9. Pierce Herbst
10. James Scully
19. Scameron Steele, Congrats! His first ever finish at Hammeroids, all those DNF's forgotten. Never!
-Householder 10 minutes out of town.
-Gibbs Racing motors in both Adam Householder and Tim Herbst, T1 racers. Cost roughly $100K, per T1, to start. Not including customer servicing.
-25 miles to go, for the win
-Peoples Truck OUT, Polvoorde Truck, limping
-3:30 Adam Householder leading, Tim Herbst running second. Leaders will be in before 4 PM local time.
-2:37 PM EJ Herbst rolls across the spectator area.
-2:27 PM Householder now in the lead, on time.
-2:25 PM Householder and Herbst were even on time, until Herbst blew the infield, like last year!
-1:59 PM Householder second on time.
-Two T2's in the top 3.
-1:45 PM Jergensen, stopped, hood off. Seems done.
-1:37 PM Tim Herbst (T1) (physical leader) DeZert Destructo!
-Parson flips onto a boulder!
-Jergensen off the race course, again. 1:30 PM.
-Second off the line Tim Herbst, in the lead.
-Off the line leader Jergensen, suffers flat tire.
-Race Fanatic Camilo Sanchez asked, "why none of the big names and fast drivers are not on (racing) this year?"
Answer: dave cole closed the exclusivity from an 'unlimited only race'. He mixed every tom, dick and harry into the event, the big guys said, PASS...
In the 2020 and 2021 events, cole screwed up the rules, the big guys said, PASS...
-Mark Ondricek asks, "I’m not complaining but why do the McMillin’s not race this race? Why is Menzies not racing T1 this year?"
Answer:
dave cole closed the exclusivity from an 'unlimited only race'. He mixed
every tom, dick and harry into the event, the big guys said, PASS...
-Restricted lines being used.
-Local winds come up, exactly at the right time. Light and variables all day yesterday and this morning for the limited race.
-Unlimited event underway>>>
*UNLIMITED STARTED AT 1 PM WEST
*Called at 11:15 AM
-Ezra Ebberts; Dale did the first lap, final 100 miles by Ezra. Takes B2 WIN (Class 10 WIN) #1077 [3:53:15 Total Time]
-Ebberts Big Sis' said, "she doesn't like driving on the streets with lil' bro' Ezra".
Sunday Starting Grid BAJA Racing Trucks (T1)
Pos | Racer | # | START | HALF | FINISH | Difference |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
Pos | Racer | # | START | HALF | FINISH | Difference |
1st | Jonathan Brenthel | 27 | 08:33:43 | +00:16:09 | +00:29:36 | - |
2nd | Tim Herbst | 19 | 08:03:41 | +00:16:34 | +00:30:58 | +00:01:22 |
3rd | Jp Gomez | 18 | 08:48:40 | +00:16:38 | +00:31:13 | +00:01:37 |
4th | Erik Hardin | 79 | 08:23:46 | +00:17:07 | +00:31:36 | +00:02:00 |
5th | Raul Gomez | 90 | 08:13:42 | +00:17:41 | +00:32:59 | +00:03:23 |
6th | Tracy Poole | 377 | 09:23:43 | +00:18:02 | +00:33:14 | +00:03:38 |
7th | Blake Wilkey | 57 | 08:53:44 | +00:18:04 | +00:33:31 | +00:03:55 |
8th | Sterling Miller | 86 | 10:08:40 | +00:17:51 | +00:33:57 | +00:04:21 |
9th | Kit Stokes | 40 | 09:08:43 | +00:18:45 | +00:35:05 | +00:05:29 |
10th | Chris Hertsch | 177 | 09:38:42 | +00:18:56 | +00:35:27 | +00:05:51 |
11th | John Bowers |
184 | 09:43:40 | +00:19:21 | +00:35:45 | +00:06:09 |
12th | Casey Currie | 2 | 10:13:39 | +00:20:04 | +00:37:25 | +00:07:49 |
13th | Richard Armstrong | 161 | 09:33:46 | +00:20:27 | +00:38:08 | +00:08:32 |
14th | Ryan Prosser | 42A | 08:28:46 | +00:23:22 | +00:40:18 | +00:10:42 |
Sunday Starting Grid ALL CLASSES COMBINED
POS | PIC | CAR # | BRAND | DRIVER | GRID # | LAPS/TIME | BEHIND | FAST LAP | AVG LAP |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
1 | 1 | 27 |
KYLE JERGENSEN T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
8 | 1/30:50.609 | --- | 30:50.609 | 30:50.609 | |
2 | 2 | 19 |
TIM HERBST T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
1 | 1/32:17.441 | 1:26.831 | 32:17.441 | 32:17.441 | |
3 | 3 | 44 |
BILL APGOOD T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
24 | 1/32:28.212 | 1:37.603 | 32:28.212 | 32:28.212 | |
4 | 4 | 18 |
JP GOMEZ T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
11 | 1/32:40.309 | 1:49.700 | 32:40.309 | 32:40.309 | |
5 | 5 | 24 |
ADAM HOUSEHOLDER T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
19 | 1/32:45.431 | 1:54.822 | 32:45.431 | 32:45.431 | |
6 | 6 | 79 |
ERIC HARDIN T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
6 | 1/32:55.486 | 2:04.877 | 32:55.486 | 32:55.486 | |
7 | 1 | 153 |
ADAM LUNN B1 - Unlimited Buggy / Class 1
|
30 | 1/33:09.136 | 2:18.526 | 33:09.136 | 33:09.136 | |
8 | 7 | 69 |
BERNARD STEIMANN T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
2 | 1/33:13.962 | 2:23.353 | 33:13.962 | 33:13.962 | |
9 | 1 | 294 |
CHRISTOPHER POLVOORDE T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
47 | 1/33:34.366 | 2:43.757 | 33:34.366 | 33:34.366 | |
10 | 2 | 219 |
THOR HERBST T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
34 | 1/34:02.833 | 3:12.224 | 34:02.833 | 34:02.833 | |
11 | 3 | 253 |
RAY GRIFFITH T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
33 | 1/34:03.111 | 3:12.502 | 34:03.111 | 34:03.111 | |
12 | 4 | 272 |
DUSTIN GRABOWSKI T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
55 | 1/34:03.146 | 3:12.537 | 34:03.146 | 34:03.146 | |
13 | 8 | 53 |
WADE PORTER T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
9 | 1/34:09.158 | 3:18.549 | 34:09.158 | 34:09.158 | |
14 | 5 | 263 |
EJ HERBST T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
39 | 1/34:17.726 | 3:27.117 | 34:17.726 | 34:17.726 | |
15 | 9 | 90 |
RAUL GOMEZ T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
3 | 1/34:23.273 | 3:32.663 | 34:23.273 | 34:23.273 | |
16 | 10 | 377 |
TRACY POOLE T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
18 | 1/34:36.470 | 3:45.861 | 34:36.47 | 34:36.47 | |
17 | 11 | 57 |
BLAKE WILKEY T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
12 | 1/34:54.037 | 4:03.428 | 34:54.037 | 34:54.037 | |
18 | 6 | 6195 |
PAT GAILEY T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
50 | 1/34:54.058 | 4:03.449 | 34:54.058 | 34:54.058 | |
19 | 12 | 86 |
STERLING MILLER T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
27 | 1/35:18.884 | 4:28.275 | 35:18.884 | 35:18.884 | |
20 | 7 | 246 |
JAMES SCULLY T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
36 | 1/35:27.822 | 4:37.213 | 35:27.822 | 35:27.822 | |
21 | 8 | 209 |
ETHAN EBERT T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
43 | 1/35:32.587 | 4:41.978 | 35:32.587 | 35:32.587 | |
22 | 9 | 277 |
TRAVIS WILLIAMS T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
44 | 1/35:39.261 | 4:48.652 | 35:39.261 | 35:39.261 | |
23 | 10 | 299 |
CHARLES DORRANCE T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
41 | 1/35:43.590 | 4:52.981 | 35:43.59 | 35:43.59 | |
24 | 11 | 6122 |
CONNOR PYLE T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
37 | 1/35:43.991 | 4:53.382 | 35:43.991 | 35:43.991 | |
25 | 13 | 73 |
GREG NUNLEY T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
4 | 1/36:02.262 | 5:11.653 | 36:02.262 | 36:02.262 | |
26 | 12 | 6130 |
JOEY BLACK T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
51 | 1/36:07.442 | 5:16.833 | 36:07.442 | 36:07.442 | |
27 | 13 | 6173 |
CONNOR MCMULLEN T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
32 | 1/36:07.519 | 5:16.910 | 36:07.519 | 36:07.519 | |
28 | 14 | 6105 |
NICK ISENHOUER T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
58 | 1/36:12.228 | 5:21.619 | 36:12.228 | 36:12.228 | |
29 | 15 | 6116 |
CAMERON STEELE T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
57 | 1/36:24.789 | 5:34.180 | 36:24.789 | 36:24.789 | |
30 | 16 | 264 |
PIERCE HERBST T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
54 | 1/36:26.634 | 5:36.025 | 36:26.634 | 36:26.634 | |
31 | 17 | 297 |
TANNER CURRIER T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
38 | 1/36:27.481 | 5:36.872 | 36:27.481 | 36:27.481 | |
32 | 14 | 40 |
KIT STOKES T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
15 | 1/36:28.214 | 5:37.605 | 36:28.214 | 36:28.214 | |
33 | 18 | 282 |
BRENT FOX T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
61 | 1/36:42.700 | 5:52.091 | 36:42.7 | 36:42.7 | |
34 | 15 | 177 |
CHRIS HERTSCH T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
21 | 1/36:55.924 | 6:05.315 | 36:55.924 | 36:55.924 | |
35 | 19 | 800 |
TODD WYLLIE T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
53 | 1/37:05.987 | 6:15.378 | 37:05.987 | 37:05.987 | |
36 | 16 | 184 |
JOHN BOWERS T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
22 | 1/37:08.246 | 6:17.637 | 37:08.246 | 37:08.246 | |
37 | 20 | 6139 |
TERRY HOUSEHOLDER T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
52 | 1/37:17.619 | 6:27.010 | 37:17.619 | 37:17.619 | |
38 | 21 | 6115 |
BEAR NUNLEY T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
49 | 1/37:25.175 | 6:34.565 | 37:25.175 | 37:25.175 | |
39 | 1 | 1088 |
CHASE WARREN B2 - Desert Limited Buggy C10
|
75 | 1/37:32.327 | 6:41.718 | 37:32.327 | 37:32.327 | |
40 | 22 | 218 |
CHAD DOHRMAN T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
35 | 1/37:36.856 | 6:46.247 | 37:36.856 | 37:36.856 | |
41 | 2 | 1077 |
EZRA EBBERTS B2 - Desert Limited Buggy C10
|
79 | 1/38:16.379 | 7:25.770 | 38:16.379 | 38:16.379 | |
42 | 23 | 6114 |
JUSTIN BLOWER T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
40 | 1/38:21.169 | 7:30.560 | 38:21.169 | 38:21.169 | |
43 | 24 | 6149 |
SAMUEL BERRI T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
60 | 1/38:22.035 | 7:31.426 | 38:22.035 | 38:22.035 | |
44 | 25 | 255 |
CHUCK DEMPSEY T2 - Desert Limited Spec T1
|
62 | 1/38:23.247 | 7:32.638 | 38:23.247 | 38:23.247 | |
45 | 17 | 2 |
CASEY CURRIE T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
28 | 1/38:49.727 | 7:59.118 | 38:49.727 | 38:49.727 | |
46 | 18 | 21 |
MICHAEL MAMELLI JR T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
16 | 1/38:58.420 | 8:07.811 | 38:58.42 | 38:58.42 | |
47 | 19 | 33 |
TALBOT COX T1 - Desert Unlimited
|
26 | 1/39:04.560 | 8:13.951 | 39:04.56 | 39:04.56 | |
48 | 1 | T978 |
DUSTIN JONES B3 - Desert UTV Stock
|
160 | 1/39:05.714 | 8:15.105 | 39:05.714 | 39:05.714 | |
49 | 1 | 981 |
DOUG MITTAG B3 - Desert UTV Open
|
132 | 1/39:19.261 | 8:28.652 | 39:19.261 | 39:19.261 | |
50 | 3 | 1055 |
TOM COONS B2 - Desert Limited Buggy C10
|
76 | 1/39:28.651 | 8:38.043 | 39:28.651 | 39:28.651 | |
|
Friday, February 3, 2023Pre-running full course open (desert loop clockwise)
7 pm Toyo Tires Desert Challenge Drivers Meeting, VIP Tent
Saturday, February 4, 2023Short course and desert closed to pre-running
7 am Toyo Tires Desert Challenge Tech and Contingency, Gate 3 / Staging begins at 5 am
8 am Toyo Tires Desert Challenge (all Desert classes: T1, T2, T3, T4, T5, B1, B2, B3 and B4)
8 am Terra Crew 1400/1450 Rush (following Prologue)
8 am Baja
Jerky Class 11 Showdown Presented by EMPI – Land rush start on Melville
Dry Lakebed (following Prologue and Terra Crew Rush)6 pm Toyo Tires Desert Challenge Awards
Sunday, February 5, 2023
Short course and desert closed to pre-running
8 am -12 pm Toyo Tires Desert Challenge Presented by Monster Energy for Limited Trucks and Buggies Race One (B2, B3, B4, T3, T4, Terra Crew 1400 and 1450) and all classes associated with the Triple Crown, or any applicable partnering series)
12:30 pm Toyo Tires Desert Challenge for Unlimited Trucks and Buggies Race Two (T1, T2, B1)
5 – 6 pm Registered KOH Rookie Program Meeting, WIFI Tent in Hammertown
6 pm Toyo Tires Desert Challenge Awards
Starters of Unlimited Event
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*The term self-immolation broadly refers to acts of suicide-by-fire. This action most often refers specifically to autocremation, setting oneself on fire and burning to death.*
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LIVE ! ACTION SMACK
+dave has already checked out of this event....if you watch the livestreams of the drivers meetings, its plain to see.
Not only is dave and his minions KRANKY, you can see they also hold grudges. They will take those grudges into the racing administration.
Certain racers will not get any care whatsoever.
Others, will get special treatment.
Not a sporting event. It's a party for dave coles ego, if you don't see it, come back here when the gates close. We'll have plenty of real-world examples of human cruelty.
These egos are already out-of-control.
+What are the 'fuel rules' at krunktown?
All
those drunks in one place (hammeroids) all that fuel and no rules, no
fuel oversight with all of those federal badges from the BLM, avoiding any real work and "eating donuts away from the racing", as directed by scammerking cole himself.
-All that high octane, weaponized material in the middle of the drunken party of the year!
-All the federal regulations on the books and the lack of discretion from the office in Barstow.
-All that FUEL being transported into Johnson Valley this week and Primm and Barstow...DOH!!!
Paperwork, What paperwork!?
Bro_Gill sez: "Funny how some on here talk safety, but don't give a rat's @$$ about rules/ Every team that transports more than 55 gallons of fuel on race day is suppose to have a placarded transport vehicle with DOT paperwork and a trained CDL driver n the states, whether if a pressure pro, jugs, or drums. Doesn't matter unless it is in a FUEL TANK. When folks that know this an follow the rules about say something, they get attacked as not knowing anything. Amazing."
January 31, 2023
With 2 Days To The Green Flag, Desert Racing Classes Announced! DOH!!!!!
Does BITD want dave cole to buy them OUT OR WHAT!!!
2023 SCHEDULE UPDATE:
Monday, January 30 Reporting:
-Thursday, February 2; All Day – Desert Race Course Open Pre-Run
-Friday, February 3; (All Day) Desert Race Course Open Pre-Run (7:00 PM – 9:00PM) Drivers Meeting – All Racers
-Saturday, February 4, 2023; 7:00 AM – 8:00 AM- Tech Inspection in Prologue Staging 8:00AM – Prologue (Time Trials) B1, T1, T2, B2, B3, B4, T3 and T4
-Sunday, February 5, 2023; 8:00AM – 11:00AM – Race 1 – B2, B3, B4, T3 and T4 11:00AM – Race 2 – B1, T1 and T2.
Event BULLETIN
"KING OF HAMMEROIDS" DELISTED FROM Championship Series!!! *CLICK HERE*CLICK HERE*
The Hammeroids KEEP COMIN'!
A crackhead realizes, "Did I miss the window for 50 dollar spectator tickets?" Another crackhead replies, "Yes they are $75 now. I tried getting tickets for a couple weeks when they were $50 but the website wouldn't work when I tried to buy them. I sent an email about the issue but never heard anything back. Now the site works but I'm stuck buying them for $75"!
Scam number 5 this year! We are calculating the damages to consumers!!!
Tapeworm said this morning, "I went to dave's website, Where can we find a class breakdown for the Toyo tires desert challenge classes? I looked on dave coles website and couldn’t find anything."
EXCLUSIVE FREE LIVE! VIDEO STREAM
*Car count update (1-5-2023) from some nobody online, so don't count on these numbers being real!
"Updated T2 list?"
- Charles Dorrance 299
- Andre Laurin 6184 (Fitza Racing/Terra dynamics)
- Tanner Currier 6197 (racer)
- Connor Pyle 6122 (TL R8)
- Travis Williams 277 (Geiser G6)
- Nick Isenhouer 205 (custom)
- Michael Dolan 286 (aussie older truck)
- Christopher Polvoorde 294 (Mason g2)
- Ethan Ebert 209 (T1?) (honda)
- Joey Black 6130 (Foutz R8)
- James Scully 246 (Brenthel)
- Justin Blower 6114 (Herbst)
- Dustin Grabowski 272 (Herbst)
- Mike Neff 235 (old style 6100)
- Brent Fox 6147 (Herbst)
- Terry Householder 6139 (Herbst)
- Pat Gailey 6195 (Racer, old Grove)
- Steve Restivo 6129 (Brenthel)
- EJ Herbst 263 (Herbst)
- Ray Griffith 253 (Geiser)
- Pierce Herbst 219 (Herbst)
6 Herbst
2 Geiser
2 Brenthel
2 Racer
2 Foutz R8
1 Mason
1 TSCO
1 Terra Dynamics
*December 14, 2022 Less than one month to the green flag!
-Low Car Counts dave cole!
Toyo Desert Challenge - B1 | 1 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - B2 | 6 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - B3 | 20 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - Class B Terra Crew / 1400 | 1 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - Class B Terra Crew / 1450 | 2 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - T1 | 6 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - T2 | 11 |
Toyo Desert Challenge - T3 | 1 |
*Immediately after the last 1400 leaves the line, the Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown has a landrush start (visible by Spectators) approximately 3 miles from the finish. Once the C11's come through the Short Course area they head out on the same lap. If a Bug catches a truck, the truck is out of the race. One Lap Sprint Race for both classes.
*Sundays T1,T2 and B1 race is 200 miles (2 laps), plus the prologue for a total of 250 miles.
*dave cole admits he posted the wrong start times and wrong date for the shindig.
*Sunday, February 5 is the actual date and 7 AM is the race staging time. All last minute grab-azz
C'mon dave! Get your S*** Together!
"Thursday 2/2/23 - 12:00 PM - Pre-running Opens for Desert Laps (Long and Short)
Saturday 2/2/23 dave cole posted wrong date
Saturday 2/4/23 - 8:00 AM Prologue including Terra Crew 14xx and Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown
Sunday 2/3/23 - 8:00 AM Toyo Desert Challenge B2, B3, B4, T3, T4
(Including all classes associated with the Triple Crown, BITD or any
applicable Partnering Series)
Sunday 2/3/23 dave cole posted wrong date
Sunday 2/5/23 - 12:30 PM Toyo Desert Challenge T1, T2, B1
Prologue 40 Miles (Est. Avg Speed for T1 60 mph) - No Hot Pits
$5000 per Class Qualifying Bonus for Fastest Qualifier (T1, T2, T3, T4, B1, B2, B3, B4)
Start Time Splits:
T1 - 10 Minutes
B1 - 10 Minutes
T2 - 7 Minutes
B2 - 5 Minutes
B3 - 2 Minutes
T3 - 1 Minute
B4 - 1 Minute
T4 - 1 Minute
30 Minute Gap
Terra Crew - 1 Minute
Class 11 - Land Rush - Melville Dry Lake Bed
Full Course 100 Miles - Two Pits (One Remote near Anderson Dry Lake Bed)
All Classes race 2 Laps with 11:00 AM Cutoff for Lap 2 Start
Entry Fees and Purse per Class (Entries are based early bird pricing
which will be extended through 12/31/22 for Toyo DC Classes)
T1/T2 - $1900 - $50,000 Purse Each Class
B1, B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 - $1600 - $35,000 Purse Each Class
Terra Crew Challenge $300 - $12,500
Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown - $300 - $15,000
$10,000 Bonus to Fastest overall qualifier (Mostly to get us to an even 400k in Purse
All Class Purses guaranteed regardless of number of entries
All Classes get Full Live Coverage of Prologue and Main Race
All BITD Racers. Racers. Registration, Tech, and
Class Points will be handled directly by the Series. No additional entry
fee will be charged by KOH Promoters to earn Series Points. All Class
Rules Must be followed to earn Series Class Points and an Entry MAY be
entered into multiple Series."
Remember our ORIGINAL Event Coverage,
WAY WAY WAY Back Then?
...The Coverage Continues...
Cranking up the time-warp machine...2007!
Over fourteen years ago, when ORMHOF flamer Drunk Pirate Lance Clifford was our endrunkned reporter.
We have Lances diseased liver pickled in a glass jar, here in our offices here in Ensenada, Baja California, Mexico.
The original get-together was in 2007.
BajaRacingNews.com was there, reporting.
The
OG13 (Original Group of 12, but because of a drunken t-shirt mistake)
it's forever known as the original group of 13 people.
Oh yes, the original tequila filled plastic milk jug, in the camper, on the dry lake bed of Johnson Valley, California.
Now Dave Cole just pays off the federal badges, with wheel barrels full of American greenbacks, CASH!
The first 'official' race in 2008 was still a non-spectator drunkfest. It was 50 crawlers in 50 miles of donkey action racing and seven 'hammer' trails.
Dry rock passes in the middle-of-nowhere, on federal desert
property.
Yes, your land.
The citizens of the good ole' U, S of A.
"Shannon
Campbell was crowned "King of the Hammers" after coming in from dead
last to take the lead - his dramatic finish created even more interest
in this extreme race."
FlashBack From 2007
In 2007, as reported by Butt Pirate Erik Linker, Flip Flop (dave coles orginal call-sign) planned out on a napkin in a bar (a Chili's in San Bernadino to be exact) the start of the Destructo events witnessed today.
Considering the open view grab-azz organization today, 2023, dave hasn't progressed very far!
Dave
Cole had a put-offish relationship with the badges
out in Bartsow. He had paid off several federal officers to mind their
government duties.
"Eat
your donuts away from our off-road activities", Cole said. "Cash,
that's how you deal with the government out in these parts".
Knoll
was involved in desert racing and had experience in running organized
off-road events. He wasn't a donkey. Together they made the first
"hammers" get together.
The actual derivation of the event title. After nights getting drunk, get-it, hammered,
hammers, drunk? They invited twelve guys to meet them out on federal
land for some grab ass rock donkeying.
The
group who showed up wasn't told anything about what the day had in
store until they all arrived. The meeting was run in secret - no
spectators, no vendors, just some guys having some 'donkeyfun'.
Pictured below, ORMHOF
Flamer 'Lance Clifford', then a Jackson Motorsports BFGoodrich Tires
representative, drunk and groping unwilling and assaulted women
Drunk Pirate ORMHOF Lance Clifford Off Road Motorsports Hall Of Flamer
Lance Clifford of Baja Racing News LIVE! reported on the original, west coast, drunken rock crawlin' fest.
MORE! Lance Clifford, Original Reporting
Thank you Jackson Motorsports/BFGoodrich Tires for supporting this all-time off-road CLOWN
LAST YEARS FINAL RESULTS
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BAJA RACING NEWS RACING HEADLINES 2022 EVENT
- Dave Cole's rules abortion of '22 causes many racers NOT TO RETURN in 2023, Like Andy, Luke and Dan McMillin
- Kyle Jergensen Comes from starting Prologue in the 13th position to first place in the race event, props to Brenthel Brothers Racing, Gen 3 Truck. #27 T1 held together well today.
- Kyle Jergensen Wins Desert Challenge 2022!
- Dave Cole allows Luke back into the party, after Luke pulls ANOTHER BONER.
- Luke McMillin IS DONE! Bye Bye Luke...Blows it at Heartbreak Hill during PROLOGUE!
- TWO MASSIVE MISTAKES BY DAVE COLE TODAY...Prologue Start List Bad Move>>>Pausing Prologue Starts...WTF?
- Next year, start your '22 winner first in line. All others are placed to start in the finishing order from the 2022 race.
- Blake Wilkeys #1157 Wins Class 11 Showdown
- Chase Warren #1088 Wins Desert Challenge Day One (Limited)
Omicron Petri Dish Presents DEZERT DESTRUCTO; January 26-February 11, 2022
BajaRacingNews.com EXCLUSIVE FREE COVERAGE SCHEDULE
EXCLUSIVE FREE LIVE! VIDEO STREAM
Monday, January 30, 2023 RaceWeek LIVE! ONLINE Launch 4:00PM
"Thursday 2/2/23 - 12:00 PM - Pre-running Opens for Desert Laps (Long and Short)
Saturday 2/2/23 - 8:00 AM Prologue including Terra Crew 14xx and Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown
Sunday 2/3/23 - 8:00 AM Toyo Desert Challenge B2, B3, B4, T3, T4
(Including all classes associated with the Triple Crown, BITD or any
applicable Partnering Series)
Sunday 2/3/23 - 12:30 PM Toyo Desert Challenge T1, T2, B1
Prologue 40 Miles (Est. Avg Speed for T1 60 mph) - No Hot Pits
$5000 per Class Qualifying Bonus for Fastest Qualifier (T1, T2, T3, T4, B1, B2, B3, B4)
Start Time Splits:
T1 - 10 Minutes
B1 - 10 Minutes
T2 - 7 Minutes
B2 - 5 Minutes
B3 - 2 Minutes
T3 - 1 Minute
B4 - 1 Minute
T4 - 1 Minute
30 Minute Gap
Terra Crew - 1 Minute
Class 11 - Land Rush - Melville Dry Lake Bed
Full Course 100 Miles - Two Pits (One Remote near Anderson Dry Lake Bed)
All Classes race 2 Laps with 11:00 AM Cutoff for Lap 2 Start
Entry Fees and Purse per Class (Entries are based early bird pricing
which will be extended through 12/31/22 for Toyo DC Classes)
T1/T2 - $1900 - $50,000 Purse Each Class
B1, B2, B3, B4, T3, T4 - $1600 - $35,000 Purse Each Class
Terra Crew Challenge $300 - $12,500
Baja Jerky Class 11 Showdown - $300 - $15,000
$10,000 Bonus to Fastest overall qualifier (Mostly to get us to an even 400k in Purse
All Class Purses guaranteed regardless of number of entries
All Classes get Full Live Coverage of Prologue and Main Race
All BITD Racers and Mint Triple Crown Racers. Registration, Tech, and
Class Points will be handled directly by the Series. No additional entry
fee will be charged by KOH Promoters to earn Series Points. All Class
Rules Must be followed to earn Series Class Points and an Entry MAY be
entered into multiple Series."
Quoted from dave cole, from scammerking productions, December 26, 2022, 1PM
LAST YEARS RACERS LIST
Saturday, February 5 TO Sunday February 6: Unlimited Trucks and Buggies (T1: Unlimited Engine Unlimited Motor Truck, T2: Limited Engine Unlimited Suspension Truck, B1: Unlimited Engine Unlimited Suspension Open Wheel). NEW! TECH 7:00 AM [ALL TIMES WEST/PACIFIC]
PROLOGUE STARTS AT 8:00 AM
NEW!-PROLOGUE START GAPS CHANGED TO 5 MINUTES---RACE START GAPS 2 MINUTES-NEW
ONE LAP OF PROLOGUE AND 3 RACE LAPS
**33 Mile prologue then three 84 mile laps**
Starting Positions based on Prologue/Qualifying Times
Prologue Times ADDED to total RACE times
Day 2 Pre-Running Closed / Hot Racecourse 8:00 AM
Day Two Start - Unlimited Trucks & Buggies (T1, T2 and B1) 10:00 AM, Actual estimated 11 AM START
OFFICIAL BLM DEATH RACE SPECTATOR GUIDE
LAST YEARS MAP
DAVE COLE San Felipe DEATH RACE!
BLM CALIFORNIA 200 DEATH RACE HISTORY
2022 LIVE DeZert Destructo ARCHIVED
2021 LIVE DeZert Destructo & ARCHIVES
OUR FREE "KING OF HAMMERS" ONLINE COVERAGE
OF DAVE COLE's DEATH RACES TRYING TO STAY IN BUSINESS WHILE EXPOSING A COUPLE HUNDRED DEAD-ENDERS TO THE 'DEATH CULT' VARIANT. HOW MANY WILL GET THE VIRUS?
Considering how many of these "dead-enders" have not been vaxxed and how many don't wear masks and how many are notorious drunks, our calculations show numerous omicron deaths on the way to Johnson Valley!
No wonder our sponsor 'Omicron Petri Dish' coughed up their support for this reporting. This is the Respitory [Repetory; Funny Mistake] Virus Event of the Year!
*We've been following the money since the start of this deZert hillbilly cf.
'King Maker' Death Race Dave Cole said this week, "I have thought about drafting an Offroad 'fantasy' team and dipping our toes into wagering. Top 20 UTVs 1 hour after the finish of the race, all you can do is change tires and add fluid.... Inverted start. 4 laps around the shortcourse. $10k cash purse."
STAY TUNED HERE>>>We'll talk all about the Brian Deegan Abortion from 2022.
Everyone knows Dave's organized wagering has been underway for some time.
"Top 20 UTV's", BBWWWAAA!!!
Golf Carts! Golf Carts! Golf Carts! Sunday! Sunday! Sunday!
Welcome! To The BLM DEATH RACE COURSE OF JOHNSON VALLEY, CALIFORNIA 200. Look under the truck in this picture, a dead victim crushed to death
BLM DEATH RACE
The REAL BLM Johnson Valley History
Ultra 4 FaceBook Video San Felipe Race DEATH
ULTRA 4 - Dave Cole found guilty of negligence in Mexico!
BLM DEATH RACE COURSE California 200 Award Winning Reporting
ESPN REPORTING BLM DEATH RACE COURSE Johnson Valley, CA 2011
DeZert Desrtructo and the infamous,
unbelievable, slammin' rules ABORTIONS!
DeZert Destructo and the infamous,
unbelievable, slammin' ARCHIVES!
Gary Newsome, Publisher
BajaRacingNews.com Ensenada, Baja Mexico
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